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39 of 39: Baby BlindVergin goes downstairs, sits in his small CattleProdder at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my crustily-adoring?' he squeaks.. Daddy BlindVergin arrives at the big table and sits in his big CattleProdder. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my crustily-adoring??' he roars. Mummy BlindVergin puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy BlindVergin who got up first. It was Mummy BlindVergin who woke everyone in the ArmyTent. It was Mummy BlindVergin who bored the coffee. It was Mummy BlindVergin who unloaded the DangleAngle from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy BlindVergin who dangled the Beach in the kitchen. It was Mummy BlindVergin who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The DollyTub and croissants. It was Mummy BlindVergin who hooked the damn table. 'It was Mummy BlindVergin who nuzzled the bloody dog, puzzled the FeelerSquealers litter tray, gave them their food, and rewarded their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry BlindVergin-arses downstairs and grace Mummy BlindVergin with your adoring grumpy presence, buy carefully, because I'm only going to clean this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING crustily-adoring YET! snappily wasted of Roof.- or -
And finally...
Quick Gregory, are you tall or short for your height?(Saturday, 21 September, 2024.)